A Good List

Characters

First there's blue-eyed Neal Caffrey with his brilliant mind,
his confidant Mozzie holds mysteries untold.
Agent Peter Burke gets them out of a bind
and he'll never leave a man behind;
he has a heart of gold.

Juliet O'Hara is smart and pretty,
her partner Carlton can be a grouch.
Shawn Spencer's remarks are often witty,
and his best friend Gus has a little girl kitty
who likes to shed on the couch.

Leonard McCoy is a doctor in space,
he's gruff but a very good friend.
James T. Kirk can flirt with grace,
Chekov's brain could win a race.
Spock always comes through in the end.

Ford Prefect knows where is towel is,
and he's totally one hoopy frood.
Marvin the robot's a computing whiz,
Zaphod Beeblebrox is in the criminal 'biz.
Arthur Dent thinks tea is good.

Professor Moriarty came from Conan Doyle,
he's evil and unfortunately bright.
Doctor John Watson is unfailingly loyal,
Sherlock Holmes is hard to foil,
and in the end he's always right.